2019 will probably be the last year that ends in “teen” that we will all experience
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Tell me, is there anything better than some tiddies? If there is, don’t tell me, let me live in this tiddy paradise for the rest of my days.
It’s amazing what you can pull out of your academic ass when staring down the barrel of a deadline
Somebody resurrected this old shitpost and I guess that’s means it’s finals season
Cum Shot Sunday
Hey folks. Since Tumblr is gonna kill us all on the 17th and a lot of people are thinking about logging off in protest, I’d like to suggest another event. In honour of Destroy Dick December, I say we all bust one last collective nut on the 16th, to show Tumblr just how much we all care about it and love it.
I say we Ejaculate and Evacuate.
Anonymous asked:
"Cum Shot Sunday" makes it sound like we're gonna shoot our loads into shot glasses and drink it
mommymaxie answered:
Listen however you wanna celebrate our last day or life, that’s up to you. I bear no responsibility.
Torcendo para que essa nova politica do Tumblr seja fake news.
Pra gente da valor ao porno nosso de cada día.
“If you want to succeed in your life, remember this phrase. The past does not equal the future. Because you failed yesterday; or all day today, or a moment ago, or for the last six months; the last 16 years, or the last fifty years of life doesn’t mean anything…all that matters is what are you going to do, right now.”
— Anthony Robbins
If I give you an apple and an orange and I tell you to choose, how many choices do you really have?
Two? Nope. You have FIVE, minimum.
- You take the apple
- You take the orange
- You take both
- You take nothing
- You take something else
And this works EVERYWHERE.
“Are you with us or with them?”
- I’m with you!
- I’m with them!
- You both have good points!
- You’re all insane!
- I’m going with that other group over there!
“You need to vote Democrat or Republican!”
- Democrat!
- Republican!
- I switch depending on the leader and the issues!
- I don’t vote!
- I vote for a third-party!
“Are you Christian or Muslim??”
- I’m Christian
- I’m Muslim
- I think God is one and the same and follow good doctrines of both
- I’m atheist
- I’m Jewish
And it’s often more subtle
Like a salesperson handing you two products and pressuring you to buy one of them, making you forget that
- You don’t have to buy anything if you don’t want to
- You can leave the store and buy something elsewhere
And sometimes it can be as important as
“Are you gay or are you straight?”
- I’m gay
- I’m straight
- I’m both? So Bi?
- I like no one, I’m ace.
- I’m anything else, really, this is a spectrum and I define my own orientation.
So remember- If someone if pressuring you to pick between two choices, they’re probably trying to manipulate you by making you forget you also have another three options.
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holy shit
WOW
LET ME TAKE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR TIME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SPANISH FEMINIST QUEEN, ROSALÍA. this girl is putting a fucking new genre of music out, basically mixing flamenco and a more pop/mainstream sound. she doesn’t do this only with the sound, but with her concept too. the whole aesthetics of her videos involves using stereotypical spanish concepts such as the *spits* toreo (bullfighting), religion and fanaticism, flamenco, gypsies and the macho culture that are running out of date or expired for the most part of the youth, although society (yes, including the youth) still has a very similar mentality. SO SHE GRABS EVERYTHING and mixes it with the trends and, with that, she creates very bold and raw pieces of art criticizing sexism, gender/domestic violence and toxic masculinity.
HER MUSIC MIGHT NOT BE your cup of tea, but PLEASE give it a try on these two beautiful mvs (one; premonition, sexism, religion. the chorus is ‘malamente’ an expression of the south of spain to say something is very bad/fucked up) and two; talks from the pov of a jealous/possesive man) because,,, she fucking deserves all the recognition in the world.